Frankly, there’s nothing worse than having an anniversary coming up and being all out of good ideas for a present. You can always buy your spouse a book or a piece of clothing, but that simply screams no imagination. Actually, it will do you more disservice than not buying anything.
What if you buy a piece of sexy lingerie? Well, that’s just too cliché. You’ll probably end up sexless for the night, and panties will stay locked inside your wife’s wardrobe for an eternity. So, what should you do? Well, it’s simple — buy her a dildo.
In general, sex toys are perfect presents. Not only will they be practical and have an actual use in your wife’s life, but they will have pros for you as well. These days, there are a ton of different adult toys, gadgets, and products for one to choose from. Nevertheless, some are just classics and will never go out of style. These classics are, of course, dildos. But how to pick the best one? Well, read on to find out.
The Bigger Ones Aren’t Always the Best
When shopping for sex toys, the most common mistake normies make is going for size. Namely, when it comes to adult products like dildos, it’s smarter to think about what you’re trying to accomplish with the present. If you buy a gargantuan dildo, it can cause more trouble than you can afford. The first and obvious issue will be if it’s bigger than your penis. No matter how okay you are with that at first, it might come back to bite you. Yep! Since these rascals are so good at what they do, your wifey might begin to favor the toy over you.
On the other hand, a big dildo can be pretty hurtful. That is especially true if your wife is a newbie to the whole sex toy game. Just like with many other things in life, using a dildo should always start with using a smaller product. Once she gets comfortable with the size, she can move on to bigger and better faux dongs. However, she might find the smaller ones more pleasurable than the XXL ones. You should, therefore, look for something of moderate size that won’t put your homie downstairs to shame and your wife’s V-hole in danger.
Safest Materials for Dildos
The unfortunate reality of shopping for sex toys is that you can easily buy something that won’t suit your body. Yet, we’re not thinking about how it fits you. What we’re on about is whether the materials your toy is made of will cause an allergic reaction. Sadly, the market is oversaturated with such products, including dildos made from the likes of plastic, TPU, and rubber.
To prevent such a reaction from happening, we only recommend silicone, glass, and stainless steel. All three of these are hypoallergenic materials, meaning that the chances of your body reacting wrong are closer to zero. Furthermore, they are non-porous. This means that bacteria won’t be able to hide inside the material while you try to clean the dildo. Lastly, when cleaning the toy, you’ll need nothing more than your standard soap and hot water.
Think of the Best Dildo Style
Another factor to think about when buying a dildo is its style. Like most other sex toys, dildos come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. But it’s not just about those three categories. This classic toy comes in many styles, including the following.
- Hard dildos: Made from glass and stainless steel, hard dildos are perfect for anal stimulation as they won’t bend while going inside her booty.
- Soft dildos: Unlike the previous, these dildos come from silicone. You can bend them all you want, just like a real human penis.
- Realistic dildos: Some like to call them representational, as they are really a sight to behold. Complete with veins and a head, these dildos are almost like the real deal.
- Fantasy dildos: Just like their name says, fantasy dildos don’t look like real penises, but that’s the whole point. They are kinky as fudge.
- Double-ended dildos: With heads on both ends, double-ended ones double the fun as the user can insert them inside her vagina and anus simultaneously.
- Strap-on: If you’re into pegging, strap-on dildos are perfect toys as they attach to a belt that your wifey wears while she stuffs you from behind.
Pair It With Lube
Before you choose a present for your wife and up your sex life, we need to mention one more thing. Namely, to get the most out of your dildo and to truly make it the great toy it is, you need to pair it with lube. Yep! Lubricants are essential for dildos, just as much as they are for other gadgets like butt plugs and vibrators. However, you shouldn’t pick the first lube you come across. If you’re a beginner, it’s best to go with a water-based lubricant. Although you might need more of it as it evaporates fast, it won’t cause an allergic reaction like others can.
Make Vibrating Dildo a Choice
Lastly, we need to mention vibrating dildos. Sure, we could have brought them up when we were talking about different dildo styles, but we wanted to save the best for last. Dildos have close relatives in what we call vibrators. Some refer to them as vibrating dildos, but that’s a topic for an entirely different story.
Either way, these vibrating rascals include a bullet vibrator inside the body of a dildo, allowing your wifey to enjoy her toy without much manual work. These are almost hands-free and perfect for clitoral stimulation due to their size and precision. Therefore, for some good sex, be sure to include good vibrations too.…